SUMMER HOLIDAYS
'We're all going on a summer holiday' goes the Cliff Richard song. I am heading to Champagne, land of my fathers and as you can see from the garden shot its bursting out all over green, green, greeeeeen. You'll understand that I am not the sunbathing type, no matter how short my hair is clipped! As I hear of the holiday adventures of friends and family my works continue in Paris where just the other day a certain Rosanna Arquette was hanging out in my street. I considered it was like the scene from My Fair Lady where the suitor is wooing Audrey - On the Street Where You Live he sang. And Oh the Towering Feeling when we met and the luverly Rosanna scooped me up in her arms.
Boy, was I envious of that pool and look at the ceramics in the other snap. Hey buddy can you spare a dime for us Euro dogs??? Just a word of advice, no pool plunging with the magnificent collar or it might ruin! 
But seriously folks, a big Bowser Wowser to Otis who has led the celluloid pack for the first year of a prize to watch.
Mutt.
Ps: I am currently considering roles which will disqualify me for Presidency of Jury 2002 but put me in the running for the Palm Dog 2002. Watch out Otis here I come.
BEATRICE DALLE
Showed up at a de luxe diamond photo shoot with Beatrice 'Betty Blue' Dalle. Hanging out in her suite I made a rock'n'roll lunge for the minibar. She wasn't having any of it. Look at her expression! At least I didn't try and throw the TV out the window. The dangers I court to bring you the top celeb faces on the hottest canine site in cyberworld....While she flashed one hell of a grimaceat me, I can assure you that the pictures destined for OK magazine were of highest standard. Only snag was that one of moi and Dalle won't be featuring.
Fondly from your fav hound, Mutt