Deauville American Film FestivalI was the big gun they wheeled in to secure interviews for the festivals biggest blockbuster, Scary Movie. The two leading ladies accorded me plenty of time.
 Shannon Elizabeth was a total sweetheart. We chewed the fat for ages and our chatter inevitably moved onto my budding career. Plenty of tips and not a few compliments on my screen presence. It was all too flattering. She then began to feed me a delicious crusty roll, we kissed and then I popped the question. Was there an chance she might be interested in a role in The Talented Mr Mutley. Without hesitation she replied "Yes the love interest"Thats what I call coming on board a project. |
 Next across the lawn of the Normandy came the curvy Carmen Electra. It was cuddles and cooing and a beautiful posed snap under an apple tree. She didn't go under the apple tree with anyone else but me this festival. I felt great. |
 To top off a perfect day I went to dine in one of the top local restaurants Chez Minoque. Mein host came to our table at the end and placed the most intriguing funny fish in front of us, Billy the Bass. When he burst into song we all sang along to a refrain of Don't Worry Be Happy. Judging by the look on the face of Reuters babe Victoria, she didn't even have to worry
she was one happy girl. |